Miracle at the Mater
It was reported today, that on Easter Sunday, almost three weeks ago, a man in his thirties who had been declared deceased by the astute medical team, was diagnosed as "alive" by the mortuary staff at the Mater Hospital. An "internal investigation" is underway according to Eithne Donellan of the Irish Times, and we all know what that means. Good job yer man wasn’t holding an organ donors’ card!
Mary Harney, the top health authority in the nation, not about to take it on the chins so close to the election, has contacted the highest paid Doctors in the land, her spin doctors, who advised her to "Have a Cadbury and say nothing ’til ya hear more."
Bertie Ahern, long waiting for a sign to help him decide an election date, is contemplating with some anguish, the 19th of May. It coincides nicely with the Ascension after the original Resurrection, and he views it as a prophesy of his own ascension to the top of the heap again. Unfortunately the 19th falls on a Saturday and so he struggles silently.
Michael McDowell, one of the twelve, is frantically drafting new legislation to plug this loophole of a man, certified as deceased, who is alive and well and walking around, outside of any juristiction.
The fact that a Death Certificate has to be signed by a Medical Doctor with date, time and cause of death should speed up the "internal investigation" don’t ya think?
